me and captain are no longer friends

well i thought i wasnt going to drink last night, but i was totally wrong.
i picked up a handle of captain morgans and two two-liters of diet pepsi. i was cool.. just kicking back looking at pictures with my friend amy.. just talking shit and relaxing with a bunch of rum... anyway.. a couple other lady friends came over and brought a 6 pack.. we were just lounging.. i was buzzing nice and steady but in no way was i plastered..
anyway my friend amy was getting antsy and decided that going to the dorms was a good idea.. i thought "ah whatever, i dont have anything to do anyway".. and i went..
i dont remember any of that.. and the funny part was, i didnt drink anything over there either.. i lost my glasses and puked my brains out.. and passed out on the floor of this party. it was crazy.. i feel like someone slipped me a ruffie or something. complete blackout..
what the hell. woke up feeling like hell. the taxi who drove me home was concerned that i was going to hurl onto his seats.. as he should have been.
i gotta start to take it easy.. i was totally fine until my brain turned off.. how does that happen? and were are my glasses?