alert.

this is just a warning to all of you who dont know common shit. obviously im not one of them.

take my finger as an example of what not to do.

i woke up this morning with steam rising from my bed (because i was the warmest thing in my room) it was probably 40something degrees (Fahrenheit) and dry as shit. i didnt want to get out of bed to say the least.. anyway.. i trucked it downstairs in the freezing cold.. took a warm shower.. but as you may know.. when its cold, and there is warm water.. the steam is craziness.. i couldnt see my feet.. literally. it was difficult to breathe. insanity to say the least..
anyway.. i got out of the shower.. and within 10 seconds i had already lost feeling in my toes and fingers.. I needed food to get me thru the day, so i thought i would just fry a couple eggs and toast a piece of bread. i put the toast in the micorwave/toaster/cool gadget.. hit start.. started frying some eggs (on my new pan that my mom gave me.. no shit.. this is the best pan ever) ok so you remember how i didnt have feeling in my hands and feet? well my fucking taxi cab came 7 minutes early (this guy is new.. he doesnt know that every other guy is RIGHT on time everyday.. there is no reason to be early for me.. ever..) so i was cooking some eggs, toast in the toaster.. cold as shit.. and this taxi guy is sitting outside waiting for my ass.. when the eggs were ready to be put onto a plate, i grabbed a nearby plate, and picked up the pan.. there was a sizzling still going on from the egg.. so i picked up the pan.. put the egg into the bowl quickly.. and i realized.. my fucking finger was sizziling on the hot part of the pan. I dont know exactly how long i had my finger on the hot part of the pan, but it wasnt quick. i didnt burn myself so bad that i wanted to go to the hospital.. but it hurt.. it hurt so bad that even after i ate my eggs, got in the taxi.. rode for 20 minutes, got to school. and sat around the office for 2 hours.. and it still felt like i had just done it.
I had basketball practice big time today. 5:00 middle school girls b ball.. 7:00 adult league basketball 10pm, FINALLY done. let it be known that there is no such thing as a heater in a gym out here.. i was playing in some cold shit. guys were playing b ball in these basketball gloves.. it looked crazy. the girls were playing basketball in their full warmups the whole time.. and the guys too.. its COLD.
back to my finger.. almost my entire index finger is peeling off now.. not the outside, but the inside. its not a pretty sight.. at least it doesnt hurt...
moral of the story.. (first dont move to a place with NO fuckin insulation..) second, get a warming toilet seat, it will make you want to sleep on your toilet. its great.. dont cook with numb hands.
fucking hell,
shane